The side of my life that grows and changes with my interests and discoveries pertaining to the D/d and D/s world, with respect to my spiritual convictions/sensibilites. (This page is best viewed in Mozilla Firefox)
I had posted in a comment on Bethie's blog about writing something like this... so, with the actual inspiration from Bonnie and lots of quotes from this forum, I give you:
"You Know You're a Spanko When..."
14) You're with your son in a sound proof room in a hospital (so that his hearing can be tested), and you start thinking.., "I wonder how they did this?" and, "How can I build one at home?"
13) You're reading a book, watching a T.V. show or movie, and you find yourself thinking there should be a spanking scene included in the plot.
12) You wonder how every behind you see would look reddened.
11) You smack anything with a flat surface against your thigh to hear the sound it makes and find out how it feels.
10) You shop for creams for your (or your s/o's) butt.
9) You can't pass up the wooden spoons, spatulas, or cutting boards on any store's kitchen isle.
8) You start classifying people as spanko or non-spanko, and then a step further to tops, bottoms, or switches.
7) You see a young woman giving her man an attitude and you think to yourself, "She needs a spanking!"
6) You can't pass up Cracker Barrel without thinking of the CB paddle.
5) You automatically fold any belt you pick up in two.
4) The only movie you have saved to your DVR is "The Secretary."
3) You find yourself converting mini blind rods, drumsticks, hairbrushes, fishing poles, and various other every day objects into full fledged spanking implements.
2) In your mind, normal conversations suddenly become filled with spanking-puns (hot-crossed buns, "cheek" color, etc)
And the #1 reason (because I think so) for knowing you're a spanko is when:
1) You walk past a tree and note how the branches would make [either] good or bad switches!
"You Know You're a Spanko When..."
14) You're with your son in a sound proof room in a hospital (so that his hearing can be tested), and you start thinking.., "I wonder how they did this?" and, "How can I build one at home?"
13) You're reading a book, watching a T.V. show or movie, and you find yourself thinking there should be a spanking scene included in the plot.
12) You wonder how every behind you see would look reddened.
11) You smack anything with a flat surface against your thigh to hear the sound it makes and find out how it feels.
10) You shop for creams for your (or your s/o's) butt.
9) You can't pass up the wooden spoons, spatulas, or cutting boards on any store's kitchen isle.
8) You start classifying people as spanko or non-spanko, and then a step further to tops, bottoms, or switches.
7) You see a young woman giving her man an attitude and you think to yourself, "She needs a spanking!"
6) You can't pass up Cracker Barrel without thinking of the CB paddle.
5) You automatically fold any belt you pick up in two.
4) The only movie you have saved to your DVR is "The Secretary."
3) You find yourself converting mini blind rods, drumsticks, hairbrushes, fishing poles, and various other every day objects into full fledged spanking implements.
2) In your mind, normal conversations suddenly become filled with spanking-puns (hot-crossed buns, "cheek" color, etc)
And the #1 reason (because I think so) for knowing you're a spanko is when:
1) You walk past a tree and note how the branches would make [either] good or bad switches!
About me
- rivka
- The South, United States
- My profile
In Dreams
"And in dreams I am free
falling into what is not;
what will be what is.
It's this intense hatred
for reality twisted
in an obsession of hope
Defy the stagnant
life that speaks only
what can be but wills not.
God's grace,
not my self fear
of what I think
I cannot be."
-rivka
Blogs I Like
- Loving DD
- Spanking Bethie
- Wheelsucker (Jo's Blog)
- Joannie Writes
- Sue's Place
- Bottom Smarts (Bonnie's Blog)
- Life In Motion
- Chris's Blog (Sparkle's husband)
- Caia's Journey
- RandC Personal Correction
- My Spanko Diary
- Pieces (SarAdora's Blog)
- Susie A's Journal
- Whisperings Of My Soul
- Leah's Blog
- Christian Domestic Discipline
- The Spanked Wife
- Head of House
- Spanking Good Time (Tiggr)
- Bliatz
- Dave and Am
- Domestic Discipline Diary
- Cease Resistance:Spanking Ree Again
- The Enchanted Palms Blog (Lenora's Blog)
- SarAdora's Spanking Erotica
- Fiction In Motion
D/d & Spanking
D/s - Submission
Other Stuff
Previous posts
Archives
- October 2005
- November 2005
- December 2005
- January 2006
- February 2006
- March 2006
- April 2006
- May 2006
- June 2006
- July 2006
- August 2006
- September 2006
- October 2006
- December 2006
- January 2007
- February 2007
- March 2007
- April 2007
- May 2007
ATOM 0.3
    |
 |
    |
| This RingSurf Spanking Net Ring owned by My Beautiful Submission. | ||